three broken standards

wired with dynamite
     stock steered
    and an old Ford
 stepside
   they blew the rock all to hell
and Richard caught a chip on his ear
  bled like crazy
  later they went to the
    Lazy Inn and had beers and shots of tequila
  someone asked Richard if he was Vincent Van Gogh
   "yeah" he said "I'm currrrazzzyy!"
and fell down laughing drunk

                       you had sex with an aardvark
and didn't even
  wonder
      about Idi Amin
   brahmins
  wandered by
              it was so casual
     but it turned out you were allergic to chicken
  we wondered why you were so thin
the rajneesh called from India
       but you were in the restroom
  so I told him to call back
   tomorrow